So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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