my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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