Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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