Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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