THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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