Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
