Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
