You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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