She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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