hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Buhtt sex?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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