You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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