I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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