You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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