Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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