he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize