so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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