you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
this just has baby written all over it
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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