So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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