u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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