You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Randomize