SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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