what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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