oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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