the condom got lost in my hair
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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