Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
he shaved USA in his pubs
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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