We're like a lot better than the average bears
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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