We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Randomize
