i love accidental penises.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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