You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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