i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
