awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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