I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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