No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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