He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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