Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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