Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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