Buhtt sex?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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