For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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