I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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