One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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