White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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