I don't think brook has ever known best
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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