therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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