just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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