maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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