All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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