the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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