Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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