Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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