remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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