Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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